Brand-new Pacific Standard homebrewed beer!

Check out the description, and come on down to get some:

Pacific Standard Panacea Pale (Brooklyn, NY; $8/12 oz). This beer, Pacific Standard’s first proprietary brew, is made with a secret recipe involving guinea pig vomit, rabbit ennui, and hipster ashings. It’s been proven to produce “a high better than heroin” (Beer Advocate), “actually burn calories” (American Medical Association study, 3/14/08), and “solve the subprime mortgage crisis” (The Economist). 14.9% ABV.