This just in: for just 100 Frequent Drinker Yards, you can get a consultation with a fantastic Brooklyn dog training service:
Here's their blurb:
Don't let your pooch spoil your drinking! For 100 yards get a
personal dog training consultation with Brooklyn's Top Dog Service,
LLC. Call David at 917-749-5756 and he'll teach you and your dog what
you need to know so you don't get kicked out of your favorite watering
hole or dog park for offensive doggie behavior.
They're passionate about training all types of dogs, so if you're looking for a new way to spend your yards, let a bartender or a Jo(h)n know.