Je. Sus. Christ.

We thought our Obama convention speech night would be busy, but we were not prepared for this ridiculousness. Thank you, all who showed up. And sorry we had to start turning people away at the door, but our bartenders were about to combust, our bar was about to collapse, and (most saliently) people would have most likely incurred serious injuries if we let anyone else in. Anyway, all the people who came by had a fun and raucous time watching one of the best speeches I've ever seen. Photos: