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Wednesday, September 19, 7 - 9 p.m.
Onion Society For The Preservation Of Alcohol
Meeting #28
Onion Society Party
Pacific Standard
This special meeting of The Onion Society For The Preservation Of Alcohol is set for September 19 at Pacific Standard.
As per usual, we'll meet to the honor and the pleasure of Jameson Irish Whiskey (while supplies last) starting at 7 p.m. The Onion Society welcomes all alcohol preservationists over the age of 21.
The Society meets monthly to discuss the issues of greatest import to alcohol preservationists: mainly, alcohol and the endless possibilities it bears. Heretofore, The Society has existed in near secrecy (thanks to poor handling by its publicist) since 1756, its meetings having been the catalyst for many of the greatest events, inventions, and gestures of philanthropy in the past quarter millennium. Among them: the American and French revolutions, nine feet of licorice-string fun, The Beatles' appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, gunpowder, and orphanages.
If you and your friends plan to attend, please RSVP to nypromo@theonion.com w/ "28th Society RSVP" in the subject.
Pacific Standard
82 4th Ave.
Park Slope, Brooklyn
(718) 858-1951
FREE w/ RSVP
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