Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Election Night, November 4

To avoid the kind of overcrowding we had for Barack Obama's convention speech, we've decided to sell tickets in advance for election night, which is Tuesday, November 4. We'll limit the total number of tickets sold, and close the bar to non-ticketed people on the night of the event, so we won't be overwhelmed by the masses. Each ticket will cost $10, but will include a free beer, so it's not a bad deal at all. Plus, we'll have all kinds of Election Night specials and giveaways. A cathartic, transcendent good time, or an angry, drunken, this-country-is-going-to-hell good time, is guaranteed for all. You can buy these tickets starting tomorrow at Pacific Standard--just ask a bartender.


Seth Wright said...

Can we choose to donate our entrance fee to Obama instead of receiving a free beer, so the next 4 years of my life I won't be scared to death about having my first child or losing my job or home. Just a suggestion. Thanks

J-C. G. Rauschenberg said...

Sure, just tell the bartender that when you order your ticket, and they'll set aside your money for a donation.

Kayleigh said...

Do we have to buy tix at the bar or can we buy them online somehow?