Friday Teacher Specials.

For a while, we've been opening early, at noon, on Fridays to accommodate our ever-beleaguered teacher friends at the end of a long week of educating America's youth. We've decided to extend another privilege to teachers on Fridays: double-secret happy hour specials until 6 pm, with $2 off all drinks $5 and up. You just need to show some kind of teacher identification (like a card, or a bruise or scratch), and you're good to go. We'll see you around, and thanks for all the good work you do.